Christian," Madam, do you know that God is omnipresent?

Old lady, "Would you please tell God, he needs to back off a little, I need some personal space."

Christain,"But you know, if you believe in God, your life will be so much better! God will be in your heart, and you will always feel the love and courage in you.

Old lady, "I think religion is like a cock. It's ok to have one, it's ok to be pround of it, but even if you think it's incredible, you'd better keep it to yourself and never, ever whip it out in public.”